Delusions of grandeur

The world is out to get me today. I'm pretty sure. Preeeeeeeeety sure. It started out okay but it's on a roll now. The count so far is Karma ~ 15, Me ~ 6 (fucking cat ~ 1). I'm way behind, dude. It's only 4pm and it's just starting to gain momentum. I ain't moving from this spot for the rest of the day.