Showing posts with label My musical journal.... Show all posts
Showing posts with label My musical journal.... Show all posts

Monday, January 25, 2010

My musical journal: 'Eye in the Sky'

My musical journal: ‘Eye in the Sky’ by The Alan Parsons Project
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For some reason I will never understand, I started babysitting when I was nine. The nine year old me thought it was awesome and grown up; the 38 year old me thinks that my parents and the parents of the children that I watched were freaking idiots.

Great form of birth control, though. Unbelievably effective. But I digress…

So, it was 1981 and I was nine. I was babysitting a little girl named Stephanie and looking for something to do after she’d gone to bed. I found The Alan Parsons Project album on the turn-table. Music was already an important part of my life and I’d listen to virtually anything to see if I liked it. I played this song over and over.
I thought it was a weird concept… eye in the sky, looking at me? I was hanging out in someone’s basement, pretending I was an adult and this was my hip single’s pad. No one was looking at me. I could do what ever the hell I wanted.

So I did.

While poking through one of the cupboards, I found a movie called “Last Tango in Paris.” There was naked people on the cover so I knew it would be really good. I’m not sure what it was rated but it was the closest thing to a porno I had seen up until that point.

I watched it. And rewound the dirty parts.

It fascinated me. The things they did. They way they did the things they did. I had no idea half of that was even possible. And they weren’t in love and married, they didn’t even know each other. They had sex the very first time they met. Didn’t even take all their clothes off, just started fucking right there. They even called it fucking.

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I watched that movie the next time I came to babysit, too. And the next time. And the next. Probably not the time after that, though. Just kidding.

If I was in that house, that movie was in the VCR.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

My musical journal: ‘Lump’

My musical journal: ‘Lump’ by The Presidents of the United States of America
When my sister was 15 and came to visit me in BC, my then-boyfriend nicknamed her Lump. He even had a Christmas ornament personalized with “Lump” made for her. The first time I heard this song, I almost died laughing… it’s exactly what he meant.

I’m going to have it played to her at her wedding in June. Because she’s still a Lump. (Smart girl, blonde roots, ifyouknowwhatImean.) And because embarrassing their little sisters is just what good big sisters do.
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Lump sat alone
In a boggy marsh
Totally motionless
Except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump’s pajamas
She totally confused
All the passing piranhas
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Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one she got
Was sort of rotten and insane
Small thing so sad
That birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep
Or rocking out with the band?
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Friday, January 22, 2010

My musical journal: ‘Control’

My musical journal: ‘Control’ by Puddle of Mudd

I was 30. I had just left a five year relationship with a man 14 years my senior. He put the ‘un’ in fun. In a big bad way. But now I was free and ready to celebrate. My neighbour invited me to a party one Friday night. I brought his 18 year old brother-in-law home with me - my own personal party favour. He was beyond hot! Nipple rings. Six pack. Cougar snack. Yummy. This song was playing while we had crazy drunken sex on my couch.

Man, I owned the fucking world that night!